Throck Morton blasts the West Coast with Jambulance

19Jun08

Real estate tycoon Throck Morton is taking his new idea to the bank…I mean the hospital. This week he rolls out his new hybrid which is a cross between an ambulance and a mobile DJ booth. The first “jambulances” come out of the factory today and look to start showing up on the West Coast soon after the production run finishes.

 

“Every party needs a hot DJ,” informed Throck “and when someone gets hurt the party usually stops anyway. So this new company will make money on both sectors of the entertainment and health establishments.”

 

 

Throck Morton’s new company “911 Parties L.L.C.” will be run out his Throck Morton Global Holdings regional office in Cancun. The strategic plan is to not only expand the jambulance franchises but to add fire engines equipped with a built in grills and hot tubs. The complete “911 Party” would also include a SWAT truck which holds six refrigerated kegs of beer.

 

“Everyone will be running for the exits when they see the fire department, police, and meds show up,” laughed Throck “But then we throw open the doors and whip up a party that will rock their socks off.”

 

Throck Morton Global Holdings Legal Department released a statement stating only two states (Utah and Montana) have denied the “Jambulance” franchises. Throck Morton concluded, “Go figure it is the two states that really needed some fun!”

 

 

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