Real estate magnate Throck Morton made an expensive spill during this week’s VIP art exhibit at the Dallas Art Museum. The show was a showcase for hip new American artist John Stafira. His painting titled “Lovers Embrace” was not up for sale and was only on display before moving on to a showcase in the French Louvre in Paris.

(Artist John Stafira, Heiress Gina Luksusowa, & rocker Raydon)
Throck Morton stated, “I was leaning over talking to Carrie Underwood about this diamond I’d hooked her up with at Jones & Son when one of the losers from last year’s show The Bachelor bumped my arm. Now I own a painting.”

The painting is appraised at close to $12 million dollars according to a spokesman at Sotheby’s. Throck wrote a check on the spot to the renowned artist John Stafira for the full amount. “I kind of had to buy it. I didn’t want the French thinking all our paintings smelled like booze. This is a big art piece for me. I’m not big into art. My last painting was a $9 oil painting of two squirrels sword fighting…it looks good in my office though. I only came to this function because Carrie Underwood said her hot belly dancer friend was going to be there…and the dancer didn’t even show!” Throck Morton’s new 200 story office building in Dubai unveils next week.
The Dallas Art Museum and the Lourve could not be reached for comment.
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Very funny!
Beerr and art never mix. LOL!
good one.
Yea dats it! Funny
Cute!
I like the Squirrels part bro.
LOLLLL!
Budwesier for me please!
WTF…….
Carrie rocks!
Throck Morton is so pimp!
Daddy likey Mikey!
Funny
The last post was better
nice…real funny.
That painter is kinda hot
Thatz wildz dude!
I really want to go to the Louvre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a poster from Mcdee’s…does that count?
No!
Yes, the Mcdee’s counts! mine does!
I spill therefore I am
Throck is my hero
Stuppppid!!!!
When we goiing to hit LA again?
LOL
funny kid
Keep’em coming please. Made my day.
Thanks!
wtf
OMG, I wish he would spill beer on my painting!!!
Hi.
My name is Boz and I am an artist in the Los Angeles.
I was wondering how I could join your site and have my
artwork displayed.
My website where you can find my artwork is: http://www.artbyboz.com.
Best regards,
Boz Vakhshori