Real estate magnate Throck Morton made an expensive spill during this week’s VIP art exhibit at the Dallas Art Museum. The show was a showcase for hip new American artist John Stafira. His painting titled “Lovers Embrace” was not up for sale and was only on display before moving on to a showcase in the French Louvre in Paris.

 

 

 

 

 

(Artist John Stafira, Heiress Gina Luksusowa, & rocker Raydon)

 

 

Throck Morton stated, “I was leaning over talking to Carrie Underwood about this diamond I’d hooked her up with at Jones & Son when one of the losers from last year’s show The Bachelor bumped my arm. Now I own a painting.”

 

(Carrie Underwood)

 

 

The painting is appraised at close to $12 million dollars according to a spokesman at Sotheby’s. Throck wrote a check on the spot to the renowned artist John Stafira for the full amount. “I kind of had to buy it. I didn’t want the French thinking all our paintings smelled like booze. This is a big art piece for me. I’m not big into art. My last painting was a $9 oil painting of two squirrels sword fighting…it looks good in my office though. I only came to this function because Carrie Underwood said her hot belly dancer friend was going to be there…and the dancer didn’t even show!” Throck Morton’s new 200 story office building in Dubai unveils next week.

The Dallas Art Museum and the Lourve could not be reached for comment.

 

 

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31 Responses to “Throck Morton buys $12 million painting after beer spill”  

  1. 1 Nolte

    Very funny!

  2. 2 Walker

    Beerr and art never mix. LOL!

  3. 3 Patton

    good one.

  4. 4 Brian

    Yea dats it! Funny

  5. 5 Plain Jane

    Cute!

  6. 6 Doug In Real Life

    I like the Squirrels part bro.

  7. 7 Jolie

    LOLLLL!

  8. 8 Oh hell Dale!

    Budwesier for me please!

  9. 9 Nita

    WTF…….

  10. 10 Jeanette M.

    Carrie rocks!

  11. 11 Efffie

    Throck Morton is so pimp!

  12. 12 PRINCEDADDY

    Daddy likey Mikey!

  13. 13 Seria Rules

    Funny

  14. 14 Friend In Need

    The last post was better

  15. 15 Gog

    nice…real funny.

  16. 16 Your Lover

    That painter is kinda hot

  17. 17 The Blessed

    Thatz wildz dude!

  18. 18 Father & Him

    I really want to go to the Louvre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. 19 Yockie

    I have a poster from Mcdee’s…does that count?

  20. 20 Yockie

    No!

  21. 21 Who u Luv

    Yes, the Mcdee’s counts! mine does!

  22. 22 JJ Reed

    I spill therefore I am

  23. 23 Big Z

    Throck is my hero

  24. 24 Jex

    Stuppppid!!!!

  25. 25 The Hass Been

    When we goiing to hit LA again?

  26. 26 Sheena

    LOL

  27. 27 Bradford

    funny kid

  28. 28 Baggie Bam

    Keep’em coming please. Made my day.

    Thanks!

  29. 29 selma

    wtf

  30. OMG, I wish he would spill beer on my painting!!!

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