Reports have leaked out of France about Throck Morton’s arrest late Tuesday night outside a Marseille’s disco. The rumored incident unfolded as the eccentric billionaire rode a bull into the club. Security was unable to stop the tycoon or his steed. Before local police could arrive the bull did damage to the bar and several tables. Mr. Morton did buy two bottles of Cristal champagne which he offered to anyone who was fearless enough to get close enough for him to pour.

 

 

When contacted Throck told us, “This is all rumors. It is totally false. I was not at a party with Emmanuelle Chriqui when a farmer came along driving a herd past the condo. I did not offer the farmer money for the bull. I did not buy two bottles of Cristal and ride around serving them to the disco crowd. If I did buy anything it would have been four bottles of Dom Perignon…and did the bartender mention the tip he got? But as I said it didn’t happen. Now I need to go shower because I smell like cow and Emmanuelle owes me some Euros.”

 

 

French authorities could not be reached for comment.

 

 

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One Response to “Throck Morton denies French dance club scuffle”  

  1. 1 Jenny

    No bull? get it.


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