Morton buys castle for Halloween party
In a gesture of pure grandeur Throck Morton, real estate mogul and tycoon, purchased the Von Ecktenburg castle in Austria for a reported $42 million in U.S. currency.
Throck stated “It seems every year Donald Trump or Puff Daddy tries to have a bigger and bolder Halloween party then me. This year I decided to put it all on the table and just buy a damn castle.”
Throck Morton Industries has been on a role acquiring and selling major properties around the world even while the United States economy is weak.
“I own a piece of Micronesia and I’m not even sure where that is. Do you know?” laughed Throck, “But I do know it sounds like a good investment. Did I mention that this Halloween I plan to go as a pirate? One damn good looking pirate…yeaaaa baby!”
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